Warhammer 40,000 Battle Report: Ultramarines vs Orks 3000pts

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stephen-sayers
stephen-sayers

One of the best batreps guys. Love love loved this one!

Caratacus
Caratacus

If your looking for comedy then you should drop the stand ups and watch this 😂 hilarious.

On a side note Bone I think hellblasters are always -4 if even you don’t overcharge.

Thomas White
Thomas White

One of the best fun ones I’ve seen you guys do for a while 😊😊

Jrcalderon
Jrcalderon

I enjoy your bat reps so much. When are the “This could be a problem” and “I don’t want to alarm you” shirts coming? Lol

Brothinder

Awesome battle report as always.

bijorn Van Ryckeghem
bijorn Van Ryckeghem

Found you guys a week a go, your batraps are epic.
subscribed today .keep it up.

creamoftheblacklegion
creamoftheblacklegion

Super fun to watch. Very pleased Beard is staying – brutal batrep!

DonRafi68
DonRafi68

Mr. Beard! I like very much your participation in the matches, you are the one and real gentleman, even rolling 1s all the time you still cheer for the other faction. Thank you for staying at the Lodge!

ScouserOfBaal
ScouserOfBaal

This was an epic battle! The Spider and Mr B-Bone have done the Ultramarines sooo proud! How vicious, such wonderful carnage! Magnificent battle report!!!

StealthKnightSteg
StealthKnightSteg

Ha, loved this batrep guys, made me laugh so much! To bad for the complete destruction of the ol’boys, so bad!

michael dupree
michael dupree

“COULD BE A PROBLEM!!” LOL, this batrep is so much fun and I’m only half way through. Good luck on the move boys!

Brian Alan
Brian Alan

Will beard still play in cast of characters?

laurence senter
laurence senter

Over the moon Beard isn’t leaving !

Toohat
Toohat

When i first saw the teams i was like “Yes! Finally bbone and Lawrence team up!”. Then i saw the victory celebration in turn 1 when all the orks got lit up.

Now im not sure that the worls is, ever was or ever will be ready for the force of nature that is Team Spider-Bone

Dan Wahlin
Dan Wahlin

Good to see the Orks out having a krumping good time, would love to see a proper green tide on the channel, just spamming Boyz and grotz to the max (literary 100’s of models)?

Krisztián Vizsy
Krisztián Vizsy

Great Job with the Orks. It was a kunnin’ battle plan to pretend this was all of their forces, so now the Ultramarines are going to walk into the trap 😉

As always, at the end of the day, great victory for the Orks 😀

Thanks for all the games Stig.
Farewell, but only for now 🙂

And thanks for taking Mr. Beard as a hostage to Bath at the end 🙂

Groucho
Groucho

Sad that we’ll be seeing less of Beard and Stig. Who will represent the robo-boys now???

Samuel Harding
Samuel Harding

Are you getting the new gsc characters soon? I only ask because all my other wishes are coming true with the move (more content, guests, more Chef etc).

smartemarte
smartemarte

I hope you were joking when you were saying that ork army was competitive! 😂

The killa kans are a waste of points as well as the bikes!

E Double
E Double

Quality game boys, that Ultramarines list was dutty! So glad Beards staying, he embodies what I’m all about in 40k, having a laugh, making audacious and very unlikely rerolls and tactical choices again for the lolz with a smattering of messing up with rules and yet again having a laugh about it afterwards. Kinda gutted you’re all off to Bath as I’m a London lad and hoped to meet up with the team someday! Best of luck with the move 👍

Firefox396
Firefox396

Yeah I was almost put to tears when it you said beard was leaving! So glad he isn’t!

Blink391
Blink391

So happy the Beard isn’t leaving. Stig – come back often! Thanks for another brilliant and hilarious battle. Also, didn’t Beard forget to pay 1CP for Da Thinkin Cap?

Bulwyf
Bulwyf

My heart lurched in my chest at that beginning. So glad to see that Beard and Stig will be remaining with the crew of misfits that is TT. It would truly be a lesser version without their involvement.

Shimbob
Shimbob

Awesome!!! Great game chaps

Necron
Necron

Great battle report! I will miss Stig, he is a great contrast to Bone and Beard.

040Wargaming
040Wargaming

Great Report guys, we need more big games! Will you also get all those cool new vehicles at some point? So far the Ork army feels a bit oldschool (which is by no means bad!)

Thomas Ladds
Thomas Ladds

Great episode! Super looking forward to seeing where the shows go from here. Onwards and Upwards!

I’ll miss seeing Stig around as often. Who’s going to represent my Mechanicum boys on the tabletop now? 😛

ScorpionP2C
ScorpionP2C

Orcs and Beard 🙁

Creative Name
Creative Name

Really glad to see Beard isn’t leaving! That would be a huge loss! Fantastic game!

Andrew Davis
Andrew Davis

Fantastic battle report guys, i really like it when there are so many of you playing at once. Sad to hear that Stig and Beard won’t be with us as often soon.

Douglas

Once again, these games are the funniest and filled with the most awesome gaming moments you could ask for. I will humbly ask that you do some more in the new studio, because they are beyond hilarious <3

HEADSTRONG
HEADSTRONG

Double the cast, double the loud noises.

Michael Wemken
Michael Wemken

Epic battle and very, VERY enjoyable. Thanks boys, and LOVE YOU BEARD AND STIG. Counting the days until we see your lovely bearded mugs again. TTFN

jake diewald
jake diewald

Minor point as it’s long over, but Artemis gets 4 attacks base + d3 with the relic chainsword.

Matthew Whalen

Awesome bar rep guys! Are you guys going to allow guests via application to challenge a staff member in a game and stop by the studio??

Maeglin
Maeglin

Wonderful game. Do love some understated Stig action. Hope to see still see Admech and Custodes in the future.
I’d say something about Beard but hey looks like plenty of 1’s in TT’s future.

chris poole
chris poole

Hope the move goes well great game id love to see more doubles games in the future and bye stig see you soon in some games i hope 🙂

Archmike
Archmike

Actually had a tear in my eye at the end there 🙁

skryelocke
skryelocke

Another amazing batrep, glad to see everyone having a great time. My only small request is to bring back the POW! and thug life animations! Some perfect moments for both of them in this bat rep.

Michael Hansen

Awww even less admech with Stig “gone”, but at least Ironbeard will be around!

dflinch
dflinch

Really going to miss Stig’s shenanigans, hope to see him around still. And I would be lost without the occasional Beard appearance, glad to see he will be lurking around! Excited to see the changes to come, and as always, another great bat rep delivered!

Brett Pettitt
Brett Pettitt

Good luck on the move to Bath. Very nice place and a lot closer to some nice r&r beach’s.

Great game there and the orks would of won if not for the consistent low rolls. Try rubbing Lawrence’s head for luck at the start of the game!

Scallywagmcmuffin
Scallywagmcmuffin

Epic game gents.
Sad to see the old studio go but excited to see the new one. Thank God we’re not losing beard. Mr Stig better be the first guest and a regular feature. He rocks the admech and custards like a boss.

Marco Acierno
Marco Acierno

I don`t know if I could have handled the loss of Beard. He plays the best Chaos Legion, has the best dice rolls and the most powerfull “POWS” I have ever seen. Great Batrep as always. The 4 player games just have the best banter.

Lukas Marquardt

Awsome game to watch! Love your videos!

One question though, at 01:09:40, my understnading always was that even with might of heroes, you can only fight after the first unit that charged has fought, similar to the stratagem you can use. Based on the rule ,that in case both players are allowed to do something at the same time, the player whos turn it is always goes first, can choose to go first?

please correct me if i´m wrong.

Looking forward for the first content from your new studio!

Shannon Cable
Shannon Cable

Does this mean future bat reps will be a lot cleaner?….. I’ll show myself out… 🤣👍🏻 21:12 there are just some things you can’t unsee…

Jack Rutter
Jack Rutter

Great bat rep lads, so many funny moments!
I really hope we still get to see Beard and Stig fairly often.
The first rep I watched, years ago now, was Lawrence VS Beard (and he was running Orks funnily enough), the channel wouldn’t be the same without Beard.
Best of luck with the new studio, very excited to see everything you’ll have in store for us.

Nicholas Lucas
Nicholas Lucas

Love the Ultramarines, such a legendary Chapter, Calgar the monster, and the Centurions are SO great and they look epic!!
Good luck with the move gents, glad to see Beard-ish is going to be staying on for a while longer.

William

Can’t wait to see the new studio, hope the move goes well guys

Aaron Wilson
Aaron Wilson

A heartfelt thank youto Stig and Beard, will be missed dearly and there contribution to the channel has been massive. Hope to see them on the channel whenever they can, thanks so much guys for all your hard work.